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NHEQES Cuscos de merda.

NHEQES Cuscos de merda.  Lame Pun Coon

Got asked if I knew about the SOPA bill Are you kidding? I Reddit

Got asked if I knew about the SOPA bill Are you kidding?
I Reddit  Lame Pun Coon

I wanted to be an author when I was younger But the novel-ty of the idea wore off with time.

I wanted to be an author when I was younger But the novel-ty of the idea wore off with time.  Lame Pun Coon

I used to be a nun I got fired because of my dirty habits.

I used to be a nun I got fired because of my dirty habits.  Lame Pun Coon

Why don't chickens wear boxers? Because their pecker's on their face.

Why don't chickens wear boxers? Because their pecker's on their face.  Lame Pun Coon

I was in the bee hive and my wife said "Hey honey"

I was in the bee hive and my wife said

You want me to go to a pediatrician... ...thats childish

You want me to go to a pediatrician...  ...thats childish  Lame Pun Coon

MY OPINION ON HIPSTERS' TASTE IN MUSIC? THEY AVANTE GARDE A CLUE

MY OPINION ON HIPSTERS' TASTE IN MUSIC? THEY AVANTE GARDE A CLUE  Lame Pun Coon

The rabbi performing my circumcision was late for another event and said, "Sorry, but I'm gonna have to cut this thing short."

The rabbi performing my circumcision was late for another event and said,

In what direction do I sneeze? At you!

In what direction do I sneeze? At you!  Lame Pun Coon
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