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All the stalls were taken... guess I was shit out of luck

All the stalls were taken... guess I was shit out of luck  Lame Pun Coon

I replaced my car with a horse drawn carriage Because I needed more horsepower

I replaced my car with a horse drawn carriage Because I needed more horsepower  Lame Pun Coon

We should play Russian Roulette My skills will blow you away

We should play Russian Roulette My skills will blow you away  Lame Pun Coon

The Mexican cheese looked O Queso I ate it!

The Mexican cheese looked O Queso I ate it!   Lame Pun Coon

What did one milk carton say to the other milk carton? "What's up, dhood?"

What did one milk carton say to the other milk carton?

I wanted to make a pun about chemistry but the good ones argon

I wanted to make a pun about chemistry but the good ones argon  Lame Pun Coon

What did the chef say when his delivery of snails was late? Where did my escargot cargo car go?

What did the chef say when his delivery of snails was late? Where did my escargot cargo  car go?   Lame Pun Coon

HEY TOWNIE THINK THE BURBIE BUILDINGS ARE UGLY? ERM, HAVE YOU SEEN ANTILLA?

HEY TOWNIE THINK THE BURBIE BUILDINGS ARE UGLY? ERM, HAVE YOU SEEN ANTILLA?  Lame Pun Coon

learning about Earth and its center is some hard-core stuff!

learning about Earth and its center is some hard-core stuff!  Lame Pun Coon

"I can't play Skyrim anymore. I've Skyrimed myself into Oblivion."

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