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My friend David recently lost his ID now we just call him Dav

My friend David recently lost his ID now we just call him Dav  Lame Pun Coon

I went to a fashion show fundraider for Asthma awareness all of the girls were breath taking

I went to a fashion show fundraider for Asthma awareness all of the girls were breath taking  Lame Pun Coon

Repeat Chemistry Cat jokes? Barium

Repeat Chemistry Cat jokes? Barium  Lame Pun Coon

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? Becuase if it had four, it'd be a chicken sedan!

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? Becuase if it had four, it'd be a chicken sedan!  Lame Pun Coon

I wanted to buy myself a huge dinner at a seafood restaurant But that would just be shellfish

I wanted to buy myself a huge dinner at a seafood restaurant But that would just be shellfish  Lame Pun Coon

A bird shit on you at a party? Seems like a party foul.

A bird shit on you at a party? Seems like a party foul.  Lame Pun Coon

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees? In the Arc-hives, of course.

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?
 In the Arc-hives, of course.  Lame Pun Coon

Did you hear about the guy that cooled himself to absolute zero? He's 0K now.

Did you hear about the guy that cooled himself to absolute zero?  He's 0K now.  Lame Pun Coon

Man, I love my chiropractor. He's really got my back.

Man, I love my chiropractor. He's really got my back.  Lame Pun Coon

YOU HAVE A BOOK ADDICTION YOU NEED TO GO TO READHAB

YOU HAVE A BOOK ADDICTION YOU NEED TO GO TO READHAB   Lame Pun Coon
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