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I need to cut my fingernails before they get too out of hand

I need to cut my fingernails  before they get too out of hand  Lame Pun Coon

I was fisting my girlfriend on her period, when her mom walked in. She caught me red-handed

I was fisting my girlfriend on her period, when her mom walked in. She caught me red-handed  Lame Pun Coon

What kind of cars do Norwegians drive? Fjords

What kind of cars do Norwegians drive? Fjords  Lame Pun Coon

Cyclops puns? Eye only know one

Cyclops puns? Eye only know one  Lame Pun Coon

Hear about the chipmunk that went into debt? He burrowed too much

Hear about the chipmunk that went into debt? He burrowed too much  Lame Pun Coon

I was evicted while camping. Does that mean, I was kicked "in"?

I was evicted while camping. Does that mean, I was kicked

The government is SOPAthetic

The government is SOPAthetic  Lame Pun Coon

You know what they say about linguists... They're great with tongues

You know what they say about linguists... They're great with tongues  Lame Pun Coon

Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny

Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny  Lame Pun Coon

if you have a back injury you should back off from lifting heavy weights

if you have a back injury you should back off from lifting heavy weights  Lame Pun Coon
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