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Pirate walks into a bar with a ship wheel attached to his crotch. Barkeep asks: "What's with that? Isn't it uncomfortable?" Pirate responds: "Y'arr its drivin' me nuts!"

Pirate walks into a bar with a ship wheel attached to his crotch. Barkeep asks:

My friend sleeps around a lot but it's not her fault She has an adicktion

My friend sleeps around a lot but it's not her fault She has an adicktion  Lame Pun Coon

COME TO WISCONSIN SMELL OUR DAIRY AIR

COME TO WISCONSIN SMELL OUR  DAIRY AIR  Lame Pun Coon

Read about the corduroy pillows They're making headlines

Read about the corduroy pillows They're making headlines  Lame Pun Coon

The Budapest Zoo is starving one of their animals They call them the Hungary hungry hippos

The Budapest Zoo is starving one of their animals They call them the Hungary hungry hippos  Lame Pun Coon

Immanuel Kant was a philosopher? He probably spent his time Kant-emplating

Immanuel Kant was a philosopher? He probably spent his time Kant-emplating   Lame Pun Coon

So, a priest and a rabbi are sitting on a park bench watching all of the children playing on the equipment. The priest leans over and asks the rabbi, "wanna go over there and screw those little kids?" The rabbi responds, "out of what?" ...get it, guys?

So, a priest and a rabbi are sitting on a park bench watching all of the children playing on the equipment.
The priest leans over and asks the rabbi,

My Brachyfacial patient was upset with their appearance, so I told them "Chin up, bro"

My Brachyfacial patient was upset with their appearance, so I told them

What city do talkative people live in? Babble-on

What city do talkative people live in? Babble-on  Lame Pun Coon

I Think Vagina Jokes Are Super Immature PERIOD.

I Think Vagina Jokes Are Super Immature PERIOD.  Lame Pun Coon
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