Lame Pun Coon

You need an ark? I Noah guy.

You need an ark? I Noah guy.  Lame Pun Coon

You can't make change for a dollar? That makes no cents!

You can't make change for a dollar? That makes no cents!  Lame Pun Coon

Uh oh! I heard you have a bladder infection It sounds like urine trouble

Uh oh! I heard you have a bladder infection It sounds like urine trouble  Lame Pun Coon

Gives you dead batteries Free of charge

Gives you dead batteries Free of charge  Lame Pun Coon

I just found out my friend is a mute He kept quiet about it

I just found out my friend is a mute He kept quiet about it  Lame Pun Coon

Saw a kidnapping today Decided not to wake him though

Saw a kidnapping today Decided not to wake him though  Lame Pun Coon

I guess now the L.A.P.D. can officially say that they fired Christopher Dorner TWICE!

I guess now the L.A.P.D. can officially say that they fired 
Christopher Dorner TWICE!  Lame Pun Coon

My neighbors are playing tennis too loud Turn down that racket!

My neighbors are playing tennis too loud Turn down that racket!  Lame Pun Coon

Energizer bunny arrested Charged with battery

Energizer bunny arrested Charged with battery  Lame Pun Coon

Two silk worms had a race They ended up in a tie

Two silk worms had a race They ended up in a tie  Lame Pun Coon
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