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I invented a machine to get spice from the future The Thyme Machine

I invented a machine to get spice from the future The Thyme Machine  Lame Pun Coon

Cartoonist found dead in home! Details are sketchy

Cartoonist found dead in home! Details are sketchy  Lame Pun Coon

I Read "Walden" and "Civil Disobedience" I took very Thoreau notes

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ONCE YOU'VE SEEN A SHOPPING CENTER YOU'VE SEEN A MALL

ONCE YOU'VE SEEN A SHOPPING CENTER YOU'VE SEEN A MALL  Lame Pun Coon

Why couldn't the butcher reach the meat? The steaks were too high!

Why couldn't the butcher reach the meat? The steaks were too high!  Lame Pun Coon

Be kind to your dentist He has fillings, too

Be kind to your dentist He has fillings, too  Lame Pun Coon

If I successfully negotiate a lower price with a prostitute does it count as getting more bang for my buck?

If I successfully negotiate a lower price with a prostitute does it count as getting more bang for my buck?  Lame Pun Coon

I used to be addicted to soap but I'm clean now

I used to be addicted to soap but I'm clean now  Lame Pun Coon

Police caught a man robbing a Reynolds Wrap factory. Foiled again.

Police caught a man robbing a Reynolds Wrap factory. Foiled again.  Lame Pun Coon

They said I couldn't donate blood I guess I went there... in vein

They said I couldn't donate blood I guess I went there... in vein  Lame Pun Coon
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