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What do you call cheese that's nachos? Not your cheese.

What do you call cheese that's nachos? Not your cheese.  Lame Pun Coon

Two fish in a tank, one says to the other; How the Fuck you drive this thing?!?

Two fish in a tank, one says to the other; How the Fuck you drive this thing?!?  Lame Pun Coon

Hear the joke about the airplane? It's over your head

Hear the joke about the airplane? It's over your head  Lame Pun Coon

You can't have your cake and eat it too, but you can halve your cake and eat it twice!

You can't have your cake and eat it too, but you can halve your cake and eat it twice!  Lame Pun Coon

Why did so many people leave Austria They were all so Hungary

Why did so many people leave Austria They were all so Hungary  Lame Pun Coon

Why was the girl's bike seat all bloody? she was on her menstrual cycle

Why was the girl's bike seat all bloody? she was on her menstrual cycle  Lame Pun Coon

I call my dick "Dragon" Because it's dragon on the floor when I walk

I call my dick

Replaced? I guess my fate's been sea eeled

Replaced? I guess my fate's been sea eeled  Lame Pun Coon

I remember one time I had diarrhea That was a really crappy day

I remember one time I had diarrhea That was a really crappy day  Lame Pun Coon

TIME FLIES LIKE AN ARROW FRUIT FLIES LIKE A BANANA

TIME FLIES LIKE AN ARROW FRUIT FLIES LIKE A BANANA  Lame Pun Coon
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