Karate Kyle

She laughed during his speech He laughed during her eulogy

She laughed during his speech He laughed during her eulogy  Karate Kyle

They said "go home to alderaan, klingon." I politely informed them that Alderaan was in fact destroyed in the original star wars movie, and how, in the extended universe scavengers would salvage artifacts from the planet's remains to be sold on the interg

They said

they broke my family heirloom i broke their family jewels

they broke my family heirloom i broke their family jewels  Karate Kyle

They pushed me into lockers I pushed them into coffins

They pushed me into lockers I pushed them into coffins  Karate Kyle

Kung Fu? Fuck you

Kung Fu? Fuck you  Karate Kyle

gonna give him the 'ol dick punch

gonna give him the 'ol dick punch  Karate Kyle

they told me my face might not clear up i made sure theirs wouldn't

they told me my face might not clear up i made sure theirs wouldn't   Karate Kyle

They gave me the finger So I took their colons

They gave me the finger So I took their colons  Karate Kyle

They told me i was doing gymnastics now they're all in a front split

They told me i was doing gymnastics now they're all in a front split  Karate Kyle

They stuffed me into a locker I stuffed them into a coffin

They stuffed me into a locker I stuffed them into a coffin  Karate Kyle
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