Karate Kyle

Affirmative Defenses I call them my legal ninja stars

Affirmative Defenses I call them my legal ninja stars  Karate Kyle

voted "most likely to perform a mass shooting" in year book performs a mass shooting

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She ignored my friend request I ignored her screams

She ignored my friend request I ignored her screams  Karate Kyle

She dumped me on Facebook I dumped her in lava

She dumped me on Facebook I dumped her in lava  Karate Kyle

YOU SAY: Life sentence for murder and mutilation I SAY: NORMAL

YOU SAY: 
Life sentence for murder and mutilation I SAY: NORMAL  Karate Kyle

They Swirlied my head down the toilet. I swirlied their guts.

They Swirlied my head down the toilet. I swirlied their guts.  Karate Kyle

Mrs. Smith you know I cannot take home that b+, so I must break you... Chuck Norris - Style

Mrs. Smith you know I cannot take home that b+, so I must break you...  Chuck Norris - Style  Karate Kyle

I am a black belt in seduction and kahrahtay ...and I'm a Mormon.

I am a black belt in seduction and kahrahtay ...and I'm a Mormon.   Karate Kyle

Dad abused me I made sure he never could do that to any of his kids again

Dad abused me I made sure he never could do that to any of his kids again  Karate Kyle

They called me four eyes Now they have no eyes

They called me four eyes Now they have no eyes  Karate Kyle
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