Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

50 shades of gray just another reason for women to leave the kitchen

50 shades of gray just another reason for women to leave the kitchen  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

These dinosaur books are great, but do you have one with pictures of REAL dinosaurs? WTF?

These dinosaur books are great, but do you have one with pictures of REAL dinosaurs? WTF?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Did I read the WHOLE book that I am recommending to you? Perhaps you should try the YA edition if 300 pages is too long for you.

Did I read the WHOLE book that I am recommending to you? Perhaps you should try the YA edition if 300 pages is too long for you.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

We should keep the Bible in our fiction section? Thanks but I think it's doing fine in the religion secion.

We should keep the Bible in our fiction section? Thanks but I think it's doing fine in the religion secion.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You want the audio book version of your class assignment? I'm sorry-your more prepared classmates didn't want to read it either and bought us out last week. Why don't you try reading the book, you slacker?

You want the audio book version of your class assignment? I'm sorry-your more prepared classmates didn't want to read it either and bought us out last week. Why don't you try reading the book, you slacker?   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

MOBY'S DICK?! Yeah, it's a big one.

MOBY'S DICK?! Yeah, it's a big one.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

you left your book on the plane so you want me to sell you a replacement copy for half price since you only need to read the second half of the book may the invisible hand of the marketplace smack you upside the head!

you left your book on the plane so you want me to sell you a replacement copy for half price since you only need to read the second half of the book may the invisible hand of the marketplace smack you upside the head!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

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Al Gale Caption 3 goes here  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Graphic Novels? Isn't that code for "picture books for grown-ups?"

Graphic Novels? Isn't that code for

Sure we have Stieg Larsson! He's over there in the "I haven't read a book since The DaVinci Code" Section.

Sure we have Stieg Larsson! He's over there in the
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