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Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

I'm sorry but we don't carry good novels that aren't depressing. They don't exist.

I'm sorry but we don't carry good novels that aren't depressing. They don't exist. Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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Yes, we still have to charge sales tax on ATLAS Shrugged Ostracize Taxes

Yes, we still have to charge sales tax on ATLAS Shrugged Ostracize Taxes Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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Of course we can sign you up for the Advanced Readers Program! Let me start you off with "Yertle the Turtle"

Of course we can sign you up for the Advanced Readers Program! Let me start you off with
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are the books alphabetical by title? of course and many are under t for "the"

are the books alphabetical by title? of course and many are under t for
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You're looking for a book? Sorry, can't help you.

You're looking for a book? Sorry, can't help you. Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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you don't understand our shelving system and find it too confusing? yeah the alphabet is some deep scary shit Caption 3 goes here

you don't understand our shelving system and find it too confusing? yeah the alphabet is some deep scary shit Caption 3 goes here Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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looking for twilight? oh sure, it's in the paraphilia section

looking for twilight? oh sure, it's in the paraphilia section Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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I decided not to have children My work keeps me so busy and I can't find the right man.

I decided not to have children My work keeps me so busy and I can't find the right man. Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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You can't recall the author or the title? I'm sorry, the Psychic Bookseller has today off. Caption 3 goes here

You can't recall the author or the title? I'm sorry, the Psychic Bookseller has today off. Caption 3 goes here Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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I asked if you found everything okay because I am forced to I really could care less

I asked if you found everything okay because I am forced to I really could care less Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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