Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Get hot water! Get Iodine! Dear god, I touched your book club selection!

Get hot water!
Get Iodine! Dear god, I touched your book club selection!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

no fear shakespeare? back in my day, we actually had to read the plays.

no fear shakespeare? back in my day, we actually had to read the plays.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Tony Blair's memoirs ? Yes, it's outside, in the rubbish skip

Tony Blair's memoirs ? Yes, it's outside, in the rubbish skip  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Sorry, we don't carry Stephanie Meyer We burned her books long ago.

Sorry, we don't carry Stephanie Meyer We burned her books long ago.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

That makes no sense That you let your kids read Lord of the Rings, but Harry Potter is the devil.

That makes no sense That you let your kids read Lord of the Rings, but Harry Potter is the devil.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Why do we keep V.C. Andrews in 'horror'? I Dunno, because some people think incest is horrifying.

Why do we keep V.C. Andrews in 'horror'? I Dunno, because some people think incest is horrifying.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

do i know who wrote...? no and i don't give a damn either

do i know who wrote...? no and i don't give a damn either  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

a book based on tim burton's movie alice in wonderland? it's over there, but the illustrator had trouble portraying johnny depp's character.

a book based on tim burton's movie alice in wonderland? it's over there, but the illustrator had trouble portraying johnny depp's character.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You don't like to read? Your gonna love it it here

You don't like to read? Your gonna love it it here  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Welcome to Burger King, what can I get for you today? Would you like fries with that?

Welcome to Burger King, what can I get for you today? Would you like fries with that?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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