Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

your son needs a book called "pigs-a-million"? hang on, let me check with all of my coworkers

your son needs a book called

how would i describe vince flynn's style? james bond for jerkoffs

how would i describe vince flynn's style? james bond for jerkoffs  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

I know you've been with my daughter Now give me a try

I know you've been with my daughter Now give me a try  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Oh i see... Roxy bathing suit. sure when you buy me my camera

Oh i see... Roxy bathing suit. sure when you buy me my camera  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Once Is Not Enough? It's about the second coming of Christ.

Once Is Not Enough? It's about the second coming of Christ.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

YOUR BOOK IS NOT IN STOCK?? That's definitely the publisher's fault.

YOUR BOOK IS NOT IN STOCK?? That's definitely the publisher's fault.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

you want to read all of oprah's books? how did she find the time to write all of them? bwaahaha! oh you're serious

you want to read all of oprah's books? how did she find the time to write all of them?  bwaahaha! oh you're serious  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

I'd totally help you search the remainder tables for that book you saw nine months ago but I actually have to earn my minimum-wage salary.

I'd totally help you search the remainder tables for that book you saw nine months ago but I actually have to earn my minimum-wage salary.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

I REALLY REALLY WANNA RANT ON A TUBE TRAIN

I REALLY REALLY WANNA RANT ON A TUBE TRAIN  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

The "Chicken Soup" Section? Next to the "Idiot's Guide" section. Moron.

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