Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Oh dear, your eReader broke again? Serves you right!

Oh dear, your eReader broke again? Serves you  right!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Yes I've read this in high school

Yes I've read this in high school  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Yes, we have Twilight Just remember: you start a fire from the bottom. Caption 3 goes here

Yes, we have Twilight Just remember: you start a fire from the bottom. Caption 3 goes here  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Rename it? No, I don't think it should be called, "The boring gatsby."

Rename it? No, I don't think it should be called,

Night, by "Ellie Weasel"? Why yes, it is the long-awaited fifth book in the Twilight "Saga".

Night, by

Do we sell Ebooks here? Sure do. right next to our fbooks section.

Do we sell Ebooks here? Sure do. right next to our fbooks section.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

you wanna read twilight? it's on the shelf covered with blood and guts, right next to my hatchet

you wanna read twilight? it's on the shelf covered with blood and guts, right next to my hatchet  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Where's the new Dave Eggers book, you say? It's up your ass, right next your head.

Where's the new Dave Eggers book, you say? It's up your ass, right next your head.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

"what's 2666 'about'? forget it, here's Ann Rice" Literacy or GTFO

You don't understand how these books are organized? we call it the alphabet.

You don't understand how these books are organized? we call it the alphabet.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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