Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Sure I can find you that blue book Oprah was talking about! All of our books are sorted by color and celebrity endorsement. We call it the "Dewey Dumbass" system.

Sure I can find you that blue book Oprah was talking about! All of our books are sorted by color and celebrity endorsement. We call it the

Oh you're a teacher? Sorry, the teacher discount doesn't include romance novels.

Oh you're a teacher? Sorry, the teacher discount doesn't include romance novels.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

A book on suicide? Fuck off, you won't bring it back.

A book on suicide? Fuck off, you won't bring it back.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Ahh but lads, your forgetting that... I'm the dark horse !!!

Ahh but lads, your forgetting that... I'm the dark horse !!!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

I don't know you so how should I know what you might like to read?!

I don't know you so how should I know what you might like to read?!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

the count of monte cristo was not written by alexandre dumbass

the count of monte cristo was not written by alexandre dumbass  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You do know that Harry Potter is a kids book Right?

You do know that Harry Potter is a kids book Right?   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Where is our non-fiction section? Well, it's everywhere except fiction.

Where is our non-fiction section?  Well, it's everywhere except fiction.   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Old magazines? Did you try the dump?

Old magazines? Did you try the dump?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You want to share your opinion on a politically charged book? How refreshing!

You want to share your opinion on a politically charged book? How refreshing!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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