Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Wallace's essays are NOT more accessible than his fiction. You're just an idiot.

Wallace's essays are NOT more accessible than his fiction. You're just an idiot.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You need a book but you don't remember the title or the author? Allow me to show you to the Psychic section Caption 3 goes here

You need a book but you don't remember the title or the author? Allow me to show you to the Psychic section Caption 3 goes here  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You don't read? your going to love this place

You don't read? your going to love this place  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You want photos, not drawings, of dinosaurs? sorry, scientists are still working on developing all that fossilized film ...

You want photos, not drawings, of dinosaurs? sorry, scientists are still working on developing all that fossilized film ...   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Bitches be Like Vintage!

Bitches be Like Vintage!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

HOBBITS? FICTION OR NON-FICTION?

HOBBITS? FICTION OR NON-FICTION?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Our copy machine? It's in that building that the state just closed down...you might have heard of it. THE LIBRARY.

Our copy machine? It's in that building that the state just closed down...you might have heard of it. THE LIBRARY.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You got that book by Harry Potter? Sorry, nothing's coming up in my system...

You got that book by Harry Potter? Sorry, nothing's coming up in my system...  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Yes, that is the price of the book. No we don't rent books here. No, this is not a library. It says BOOKSELLERS in big ass letters on the side of the building! Perhaps you need BOBS books on learning to read, because obviously you can't!

Yes, that is the price of the book. No we don't rent books here. No, this is not a library. It says BOOKSELLERS in big ass letters on the side of the building! Perhaps you need BOBS books on learning to read, because obviously you can't!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

sure you can sleep in the library I just peed in your living room

sure you can sleep in the library I just peed in your living room  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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