Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

I hate everyone! That means you

I hate everyone! That means you   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

His last name is McCall Smith. No, really. They're both his last name. I don't care that there's no hyphen! It's under 'm'!

His last name is McCall Smith. No, really.  They're both his last name.  I don't care that there's no hyphen!  It's under 'm'!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

stup pikingg onn mi spiling i cunt hulp thet baylees maks mi illiterant

stup pikingg onn mi spiling  i cunt hulp thet baylees maks mi illiterant  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You want a book called "Cliffs Notes"... by "Silas Mariner"...

You want a book called

Oh, You're a bitch. Yeah, you are definitely babe girl.

Oh, You're a bitch. Yeah, you are definitely babe girl.   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

No, no cafe here. You'll have to actually buy that if you want to pull that "Chicks dig guys who read Henry Miller and drink hot tea" stunt.

No, no cafe here. You'll have to actually buy that if you want to pull that

Do we sale Ebooks here? Sure do. right next to our fbooks section.

Do we sale Ebooks here? Sure do. right next to our fbooks section.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You want a good book that isn't sad and doesn't make you think? Sorry, I can't Help you with that.

You want a good book that isn't sad and doesn't make you think? Sorry, I can't Help you with that.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You're looking for a book about growing marijuana? Wait a moment, So my friends and I can make a bet on when you will get arrested.

You're looking for a book about growing marijuana? Wait a moment, So my friends and I can make a bet on when you will get arrested.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

pillars of the earth is the greatest book you've ever read? you poor deprived child. here, have a cookie

pillars of the earth is the greatest book you've ever read? you poor deprived child. here, have a cookie  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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