Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You're looking for a book? Here's one.

You're looking for a book? Here's one.   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You're looking for books by "Raw Dogs"? Right this way. He wrote The BFG.

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There are dead snails in this book buy we don't buy dead snails

There are dead snails in this book buy we don't buy dead snails  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Sure, we have The Secret of Willow Patch Series! No, you might want to buy volume 1 before you buy volume 2 though. Becky Ayers didn't write them with the intention of you reading them backwards....duh!

Sure, we have The Secret of Willow Patch Series! No, you might want to buy volume 1 before you buy volume 2 though. Becky Ayers didn't write them with the intention of you reading them backwards....duh!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

What? Help you find "The Diary Of Annie Frank?" Sure...it's right over there on our "Hollycost" section!

What? Help you find

You're the what of Boeing? You have to be elected to be mayor and there ain't nobody votin' for you, pal!

You're the what of Boeing? You have to be elected to be mayor and there ain't nobody votin' for you, pal!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

If you can't read the signs what are you doing in a bookshop?

If  you can't read the signs what are you doing in a bookshop?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You're mad I won't order your book from Amazon for you? GTFO

You're mad I won't order your book from Amazon for you? GTFO  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

We charge replacement price for all lost books. I know! Books cost money! Weird, right?

We charge replacement price for all lost books. I know! Books cost money! Weird, right?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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