Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Oh, you're looking for a book? I would have never guessed!

Oh, you're looking for a book?  I would have never guessed!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

So, it's a memoir, of a dog, AND it's NOT fiction? No, I can't help you.

So, it's a memoir, of a dog, AND it's NOT fiction? No, I can't help you.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You just want to make a few copies of page 239? can't do that. I think it's like a law or something.

You just want to make a few copies of page 239? can't do that. I think it's like a law or something.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

What are you reading for? mainly so I dont end up a waffle waitress

What are you reading for? mainly so I dont end  up a waffle waitress   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

I could tell you where the Tucker Max books are but then I'd have to kill you

I could tell you where the Tucker Max books are but then I'd have to kill you  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Where are the dragon girl books? Over there in the science is fantastic section.

Where are the dragon girl books? Over there in the science is fantastic section.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Oh, Snooki's book? A fine Choice. May I also suggest the Cliffs Notes to Thomas the Tank Engine.

Oh, Snooki's book?  A fine Choice. May I also suggest the Cliffs Notes to Thomas the Tank Engine.   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Unaccompanied children will be given a free espresso and a puppy.

Unaccompanied children will be given a free espresso and a puppy.   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

I actually know someone who looks like this, but lots fatter. Just sayin'.

I actually know someone who looks like this, but lots fatter. Just sayin'.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Mr sY, is it acceptable if instead i do 14 pages per topic?

Mr sY,  is it acceptable if instead i do 14 pages per topic?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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