Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

See? I'm hip!

See? I'm hip!   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

how u actually look like...............

how u actually look like...............   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You know Water for Elephants isn't actually about Robert Pattinson, Right?

You know Water for Elephants isn't actually about Robert Pattinson, Right?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Sure, you can return that book That's why we have all the signs that say "ALL SALES ARE FINAL" and Store closing sale"

Sure, you can return that book That's why we have all the signs that say

why isn't this book a bestseller? you're the first person dumb enough to buy it.

why isn't this book a bestseller? you're the first person dumb enough to buy it.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

How To Succeed In Business? We don't carry that book at Borders.... hmmm maybe we should have.

How To Succeed In Business? We don't carry that book at Borders.... hmmm maybe we should have.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

No, you can't walk around the store with the magazines! Why not?! Cause we don't want you reading them in the toilet before you buy them!!!!

No, you can't walk around the store with the magazines! Why not?! Cause we don't want you reading them in the toilet before you buy them!!!!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

"The Joys of Cooking For One"? May I interest you in the Twilight Saga?

What's the difference between "Pillars of the Earth" and "Fall of Giants"? "Well, the title for one. The subject matter is also different. Uh... the actual sentences and the order in which the words are arranged..."

What's the difference between

When is the new George R Martin coming out in paperback? When the hardcover stops selling so well...

When is the new George R Martin coming out in paperback? When the hardcover stops selling so well...   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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