Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Do you have any books? ...no

Do you have any books? ...no   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

NBA Finals? Let's go bosh!

NBA Finals? Let's go bosh!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You want books about People of Color? Does Magenta count?

You want books about People of Color? Does Magenta count?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Graphic Novels? Don't you mean "Comic Books"?

Graphic Novels? Don't you mean

Yes, I am Quite Sure We Do Not Carry "To Kill a Mockingbird" by James Patterson

Yes, I am Quite Sure We Do Not Carry

People don't read enough. It's a shame that the book is a dying art form. You want Twilight?! GTFO

People don't read enough. It's a shame that the book is a dying art form. You want Twilight?! GTFO  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

How did we ever manage the past 25 years without you? Thank you for rescuing us from ourselves!

How did we ever manage the past 25 years  without you? Thank you for rescuing us from ourselves!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Where's the non-fiction section? It's only HALF THE STORE

Where's the non-fiction section? It's only HALF THE STORE  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Sure we have The last starship from earth! Over there in the travel section.

Sure we have The last starship from earth! Over there in the travel section.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You want 'those books about the wizards and stuff'? Be gone, MUGGLE!

You want 'those books about the wizards and stuff'? Be gone,
MUGGLE!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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