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Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Do I repair books? Yes, and I also cobble shoes, fix watches and all kinds of things no one has done for 75 years

Do I repair books? Yes, and I also cobble shoes, fix watches and all kinds of things no one has done for 75 years Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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No I'm sorry We don't have the atlas in an audio book. You may be able to hire that guy sitting on the floor to describe each page.

No I'm sorry We don't have the atlas in an audio book. You may be able to hire that guy sitting on the floor to describe each page. Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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Well obviously I sell books so i must know the plot, writing style and general 'is it good?'-ness of every single book ever written.

Well obviously I sell books so i must know the plot, writing style and general 'is it good?'-ness of every single book ever written. Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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I can help you with your book club Call your Cable company for the new oprah channel

I can help you with your book club Call your Cable company for the new oprah channel Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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Do you have books on DVD? You mean movies? Dumbass!

Do you have books on DVD? You mean movies? Dumbass! Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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You want the 'Iliad' in prose translation? Hahahaha. noob.

You want the 'Iliad' in prose translation? Hahahaha. noob. Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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Our books are organized by author's last name . . . Wow, you've never read a book before, right?

Our books are organized by author's last name . . . Wow, you've never read a book before, right? Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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*eyeroll* No your identity hasn't been stolen. We don't search using the area code

*eyeroll* No your identity hasn't been stolen. We don't search using the area code Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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Hunger Games? Yeah it's in the "I heard there's a movie of this coming out" section

Hunger Games? Yeah it's in the
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"Can I place a hold on these 20 books?" NO

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