Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

A blurb for "Eat, Pray, Love"? Well now, let me see...

A blurb for

Who wrote Dante's Inferno? Tom Clancy. No, it's not under "K"

Who wrote Dante's Inferno? Tom Clancy. No, it's not under

you found these magazines on the floor of the mens room? thanks

you found these magazines on the floor of the mens room? thanks  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Yeah, we have a copy machine. Yes, up at the front. don't worry, someone will greet you with free coffee and a bag full of free movies and cds.

Yeah, we have a copy machine. Yes, up at the front. don't worry, someone will greet you with free coffee and a bag full of free movies and cds.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

yes stuart woods is a great writer-like hemingway and steinbeck and justin bieber is right up there with pavarotti and caruso

yes stuart woods is a great writer-like hemingway and steinbeck and justin bieber is right up there with pavarotti and caruso  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You've read all vince flynn's books? my aren't you the literary patriot!

You've read all vince flynn's books? my aren't you the literary patriot!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

where's the paranormal section? what? it's gone? it was here a little while ago!

where's the paranormal section? what? it's gone? it was here a little while ago!   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

If you think that "hiding" the books you don't plan on buying that I just found for you in the wrong section won't be discovered... you're wrong. I have to look at every shelf before I leave for the night. It's a pain in the ass.

If you think that

Just because you can't see the price... ...doesn't mean it's free!

Just because you can't see the price... ...doesn't mean it's free!   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Supposed to be working on my novel for NaNoWriMo. Feel free to distract me.

Supposed to be working on my novel for NaNoWriMo. Feel free to distract me.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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