Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Do we rent books? We're not a goddamn library.

Do we rent books? We're not a goddamn library.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

The Nonfiction section? Well, here's the fiction section. Nonfiction is everywhere else.

The Nonfiction section? Well, here's the fiction section. Nonfiction is everywhere else.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Do you have "the ghost of monte cristo"? Sure - It's over there - the author's "Dumbass"

Do you have

NO That book will never be out in paperbaCK

NO That book will never be out in paperbaCK  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You need "Anty-Gone" and "Don Quick-so-tay" for summer reading on August 30th? Where do you go to school, Romper Room? Drop out now.

You need

dear patron, thanks for your suggestion NOT!

dear patron, thanks for your suggestion NOT!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Outraged by attack on PBS Oblivious to attacks on 1st, 2nd, 4th, 5th, 6th, and 8th Amendments.

Outraged by attack on PBS Oblivious to attacks on 1st, 2nd, 4th, 5th, 6th, and 8th Amendments.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Where can you find Twilight? Right in between dawn and sunrise.

Where can you find Twilight? Right in between dawn and sunrise.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

yea, i kinda look like sarah palin but i'm a hell of a lot smarter

yea, i kinda look like sarah palin but i'm a hell of a lot smarter  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

dune was hard for you? yeah let's go back to the star wars books you infant

dune was hard for you? yeah let's go back to the star wars books you infant  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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