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Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

The book with a lot of words that mean other words? Are you talking about a thesaurus?!

The book with a lot of words that mean other words? Are you talking about a thesaurus?! Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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Explain why books?

Explain why books? Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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Where do you keep your bibles? The fuck away from civilized society

Where do you keep your bibles? The fuck away from civilized society Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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No, I'm sorry, I don't know when we'll be closing our doors next. But if you give me $5 and a date, I'll enter you into a raffle to get a pot of money for guessing correctly on when I'll be unemployed!

No, I'm sorry, I don't know when we'll be closing our doors next. But if you give me $5 and a date, I'll enter you into a raffle to get a pot of money for guessing correctly on when I'll be unemployed! Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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"Is the number on the sticker the price of the book?" No, that is the amount you must pay me to prevent me from breaking said book over your head.
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What the WI-FI isn't working? Here is a whole shelf of computer books

What the WI-FI isn't working? Here is a whole shelf of computer books Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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Sure we have Stieg Larsson! He's over there in the "I haven't read a book since The DaVinci Code" Section.

Sure we have Stieg Larsson! He's over there in the
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you wish you lived in pern? me too, then you couldn't bug the shit outa me!

you wish you lived in pern? me too, then you couldn't bug the shit outa me! Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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JUDGEMENTAL BOOKSELLER OSTRICH LOVES EVERYTHING YOU CHOOSE TO BE

JUDGEMENTAL BOOKSELLER OSTRICH LOVES EVERYTHING YOU CHOOSE TO BE Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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Yes, I know it was a best-seller That's precisely why I'm not buying it back.

Yes, I know it was a best-seller That's precisely why I'm not buying it back. Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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