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Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You just want to use the bathroom? No. Ask amazon if you can use theirs, since that's where you buy your books, jerk.

You just want to use the bathroom? No. Ask amazon if you can use theirs, since that's where you buy your books, jerk. Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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Terror Twilight A great album by Pavement

Terror Twilight A great album by Pavement Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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you're right, When I say only a parent or guardian can get this child a library card i actually meant your uncle, grandma, cousin, neighbor, and friend, too

you're right, When I say only a parent or guardian can get this child a library card i actually meant your uncle, grandma, cousin, neighbor, and friend, too Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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You're looking for Catcher in the Rye? Get out of the sports section!

You're looking for Catcher in the Rye? Get out of the sports section! Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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Yes, I'd recommend Jeff Lemire's Essex County Trilogy What do you mean it's "too comic-y"? GTFO!

Yes, I'd recommend Jeff Lemire's Essex County Trilogy What do you mean it's
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Where are the registers? Why, they're right over there where the sign reads "Registers."

Where are the registers? Why, they're right over there where the sign reads
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"Are are we closing?!" No, we just like putting bright closing signs up!
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No, we are not trying to make a political statement. I'm sorry you were offended by our display of best sellers. Moron.

No, we are not trying to make a political statement. I'm sorry you were offended by our display of best sellers. Moron. Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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I'm sorry, I didn't see 'that book' on Oprah. I must have been busy WORKING

I'm sorry, I didn't see 'that book' on Oprah. I must have been busy WORKING Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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I DON'T LAUGH LIKE AN OSTRICH! LOL, JK! I'M JOE FISCHETTI

I DON'T LAUGH LIKE AN OSTRICH! LOL, JK! I'M JOE FISCHETTI Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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