Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT.

I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT.   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

no more harry potter books?? no! its over no more new harry potter books he died then came back to life like jesus then married ginny had some kids now his kids go to hogwarts now give it a rest and read something new u creepy adult in the childrens depar

no more harry potter books?? no! its over no more new harry potter books he died then came back to life like jesus then married ginny had some kids now his kids go to hogwarts now give it a rest and read something new u creepy adult in the childrens depar  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Only assholes read ayn rand.

Only assholes read ayn rand.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Twilight? Aww, vibrator broken?

Twilight? Aww, vibrator broken?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THIS DUMB ONE I think you mean "To Kill A Mockingbird", genius.

NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THIS DUMB ONE I think you mean

You'll know it when you see it? Yeah, sure you will.

You'll know it when you see it? Yeah, sure you will.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Yes, I'm bitter. If you had to answer stupid questions all day, you'd be bitter too.

Yes, I'm bitter. If you had to answer stupid questions all day, you'd be bitter too.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Ma'am, I'm not a mind reader nor am I a magician. You're going to have to give me more to go on than it's "60 years old and has a purple cover."

Ma'am, I'm not a mind reader nor am I a magician. You're going to have to give me more to go on than it's

NO WE DON'T SELL KINDLES THE KINDLE IS BULLSHIT!

NO WE DON'T SELL KINDLES THE KINDLE IS BULLSHIT!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Franzen's Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close? I'm sorry, you've mixed up your overly precious Jonathans.

Franzen's Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close? I'm sorry, you've mixed up your overly precious Jonathans.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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