Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Cliffs Notes?! HAVE A 10-year-old show you how to use Wikipedia and save us all some time.

Cliffs Notes?! HAVE A 10-year-old show you how to use Wikipedia and save us all some time.   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You're looking for Ayn Rand? No, we don't offer store credit?

You're looking for Ayn Rand? No, we don't offer store credit?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

hello!! MY name is staci!!!

hello!! MY name is staci!!!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

0hai Chickenhead lol *snort*

0hai Chickenhead  lol *snort*  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Books on creation science? Sure right over there in the oxymoron-or just plain moron-section .

Books on creation science? Sure right over there in the oxymoron-or just plain moron-section .  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

I just don't know how we managed all these years without you! Thanks for rescuing us from ourselves!

I just don't know how we managed all these years without you! Thanks for rescuing us from ourselves!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You don't remember the title of the book but you think it has a blue cover or something? Let me see if my magic typey screen box will give us the answer.

You don't remember the title of the book but you think it has a blue cover or something? Let me see if my magic typey screen box will give us the answer.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

YO leme tell yo'all sumtin savi hella ugly jo!

YO leme tell yo'all sumtin savi hella ugly jo!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Sure we have Stieg Larsson! He's over there in the "I haven't read a book since The DaVinci Code" Section. He's in the pretending to be literary to impress your girlfriend section

Sure we have Stieg Larsson! He's over there in the
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