Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

you ask "How can it be out of print? people are still interested in it!" Nope, sorry. It's just you.

you ask

You don't know the author or the title but you saw something about it on TV LAST WEEK? lol

You don't know the author or the title but you saw something about it on TV LAST WEEK? lol  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

do you have the novel, "how to kill a mockingbird? i think it's by lee something?

do you have the novel,

Sure we have dictionaries! But, if you can't spell it, how are you going to look it up?

Sure we have dictionaries! But, if you can't spell it, how are you going to look it up?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You want to impress your girlfriend huh? Here's War and Peace...in Russian. Read her a chapter while she finishes her Big Mac!

You want to impress your girlfriend huh? Here's War and Peace...in Russian. Read her a chapter while she finishes her Big Mac!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Sure, we have The Secret of Willow Patch Series! No, you might want to buy volume 1 before you buy volume 2 though. Becky Ayers didn't write them with the intention of you reading them backwards....duh!

Sure, we have The Secret of Willow Patch Series! No, you might want to buy volume 1 before you buy volume 2 though. Becky Ayers didn't write them with the intention of you reading them backwards....duh!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You have to have it read by tomorrow... HAHAHAHA!!!!

You have to have it read by tomorrow... HAHAHAHA!!!!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

So you wont be using that large amount of money on your gift card to buy any books? Seeing as you can't read a receipt that says 'Final Sale!' I'm guessing the books weren't helping anyway.

So you wont be using that large amount of money on your gift card to buy any books? Seeing as you can't read a receipt that says 'Final Sale!' I'm guessing the books weren't helping anyway.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You want a book by Snooki! Get Out!

You want a book by Snooki! Get Out!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Yeah, I guess it's kinda like Twilight. if Twilight weren't written by a repressed Mormon housewife, but by someone with a scrap of intelligence and literary inclination.

Yeah, I guess it's kinda like Twilight. if Twilight weren't written by a repressed Mormon housewife, but by someone with a scrap of intelligence and literary inclination.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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