Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

i wish i had your job.... all you do is shelve a few books and read to kids. How hard could that be?

i wish i had your job.... all you do is shelve a few books and read to kids. How hard could that be?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

congratulations you've just asked me the millionith idiotic question this year and it's only april!

congratulations you've just asked me the millionith idiotic question this year and it's only april!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Where's the mystery section? Telling you would ruin the mystery!

Where's the mystery section? Telling you would ruin the mystery!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

patricia cornwell's best book? maybe her next one because so far they all suck!

patricia cornwell's best book? maybe her next one because so far they all suck!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

pecadillos!

pecadillos!   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You cannot find "the hunger games"? Try looking under "Battle Royale"

You cannot find

wooooooo rs

wooooooo rs   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

The book is green and the author's first name is harold... you're kidding, right?

The book is green and the author's first name is harold... you're kidding, right?   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Yes, we have that book with the Green cover by that famous guy It's over in the book section but let me recommend the red cover one by the notorious guy-much better

Yes, we have that book with the Green cover by that famous guy It's over in the book section but let me recommend the red cover one by the notorious guy-much better  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

the Crystal house by Jeanette walls? must be a sequel

the Crystal house by Jeanette walls? must be a sequel  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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