Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

I'm sorry Beckett was too confusing for you who am i kidding? No I'm not.

I'm sorry Beckett was too confusing for you who am i kidding? No I'm not.   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

we moved the free medical books behind the cash registers. Sorry for the inconvenience.

we moved the free medical books behind the cash registers. Sorry for the inconvenience.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You want to apply your individual coupon to your entire purchase even though it's just for one book? We can do that after you point out which employee we have to send home because we can't pay them.

You want to apply your individual coupon to your entire purchase even though it's just for one book? We can do that after you point out which employee we have to send home because we can't pay them.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Harry Who? Oh. sorry, I was having a brain dumblefart. He's on the shelf of 'books we must carry.'

Harry Who? Oh. sorry, I was having a brain dumblefart. He's on the shelf of 'books we must carry.'  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

no, a thesaurus isn't a dinosaur And the idiot line is over there

no, a thesaurus isn't a dinosaur And the idiot line is over there  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

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Yes, we have Twilight... It's over in the 'Teen Angst' aisle next to 'Catcher In The Rye'

Yes, we have Twilight... It's over in the 'Teen Angst' aisle next to 'Catcher In The Rye'  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Are you guys... like... a bookstore?? No, these are... like... glee albums

Are you guys... like... a bookstore?? No, these are... like... glee albums  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Our most checked out books are infinite jest, gravity's rainbow and rayuela we switched the covers with twilight, harry potter and pretty little liars

Our most checked out books are infinite jest, gravity's rainbow and rayuela we switched the covers with twilight, harry potter and pretty little liars    Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Are you terrified that I'll stop trying to help you if you stop repeating your question?

Are you terrified that I'll stop trying to help you if you stop repeating your question?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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