Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Twilight? That's over in the "badly written angst romance novels for tweens" section.

Twilight? That's over in the

JUDGMENTAL BOOKSELLER OSTRICH LOVES EVERYTHING YOU CHOOSE TO BE

JUDGMENTAL BOOKSELLER OSTRICH LOVES EVERYTHING YOU CHOOSE TO BE  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Can't find the book you've been reading here for the last week I don't know maybe somebody bought it

Can't find the book you've been reading here for the last week I don't know  maybe somebody bought it  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Idk what you look like? Is this you Zack?

Idk what you look like? Is this you Zack?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Hi i'm josh I'm pretty Jewish

Hi i'm josh I'm pretty Jewish  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

1 DAY LEFT? OMGOD 1 DAY LEFT TILL COSMO'S!!!!

1 DAY LEFT? OMGOD 1 DAY LEFT TILL COSMO'S!!!!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

holy shit

holy shit  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Keep your moldy J.A. Jance at home. Or, for your own protection, at least wait until I lose the red laser eyes of over-worked rage before bringing them in.

Keep your moldy J.A. Jance at home. Or, for your own protection, at least wait until I lose the red laser eyes of over-worked rage before bringing them in.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You're looking for _The Secret_? I'll tell you the goddamn secret . IT SUCKS!

You're looking for _The Secret_?  I'll tell you the goddamn secret .  IT SUCKS!   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

YOUR LOOKING FOR THAT? ALLOW ME TO OFFER MY OPINION ON YOUR required reading.

YOUR LOOKING FOR THAT? ALLOW ME TO OFFER MY OPINION ON YOUR required reading.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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