Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Your kid just ripped the pages of one our books? We'll take it out of your dues to the "inattentive parent fund".

Your kid just ripped the pages of one our books? We'll take it out of your dues to the

John Gaffney? No he doesn't write books.

John Gaffney? No he doesn't write books.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

sorry i wasn't here at the counter to wait on you hand and foot i was goofing off in the stacks watching the books shelve themselves

sorry i wasn't here at the counter to wait on you hand and foot i was goofing off in the stacks watching the books shelve themselves  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

what's an oed? Look it up! what's an oed???

what's an oed? Look it up! what's an oed???  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

The erotica novel Ayn Rand wrote under a different name? !@#$ off

The erotica novel Ayn Rand wrote under a different name? !@#$ off  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Looking for the new Dan Brown? Spoiler alert: There's a twist after the final twist.

Looking for the new
Dan Brown? Spoiler alert: There's a twist after the final twist.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Danielle Steele? Does this place looks like an airport to you

Danielle Steele? Does this place looks like an airport to you  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

No, I haven't read that yet. I'm too busy waiting on tools like you.

No, I haven't read that yet. I'm too busy waiting on tools like you.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You're not as indie as you think you are. Get off the floor, and put "Art through the Ages" back where you found it.

You're not as indie as you think you are. Get off the floor, and put

You know Water for Elephants isn't actually about Robert Pattinson, right? Caption 3 goes here

You know Water for Elephants isn't actually about Robert Pattinson, right? Caption 3 goes here  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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