Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

it's alphabetical by author their last name

it's alphabetical by author their last name  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Sure! I'll help you find all 14 items on that list, so you can choose the best 3. Can't wait to re-shelve them when you leave!

Sure! I'll help you find all 14 items on that list, so you can choose the best 3. Can't wait to re-shelve them when you leave!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Do you have an adult version of Michael Morpurgo's, War Horse? Because you really think an extra few words is going to change the themes of the book?

Do you have an adult version of Michael Morpurgo's, War Horse? Because you really think an extra few words is going to change the themes of the book?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

isbn number? i -wish- there was a number that helped me find the isbn

isbn number? i -wish- there was a number that helped me find the isbn  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Not only did you think the books would be alphabetized by title you admit it without a trace of shame

Not only did you think the books would be alphabetized by title you admit it without a trace of shame  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Do I read? Actually, I suffer from bibliophobia, and this is the only cure my doctor could recommend.

Do I read? Actually, I suffer from bibliophobia, and this is the only cure my doctor could recommend.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

well if you READ the coupon...

 well if you READ the coupon...  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Looking for Twilight? I'm sorry, we don't sell homosexual books.

Looking for Twilight? I'm sorry, we don't sell homosexual books.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You want the Bible? Sure, you can find it in the fiction section

You want the Bible? Sure, you can find it in the fiction section   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

William, your opening statement please? took too much!

William, your opening statement please? took too much!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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