Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

do I have the original king james bible? if i had that, i wouldnt be working here.

do I have the original king james bible? if i had that, i wouldnt be working here.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Yes, it is a shame that so many Borders are closing. Yes, I love bookstores too. What? No, you cannot use our wifi to download books to your kindle!!!!!

Yes, it is a shame that so many Borders are closing. Yes, I love bookstores too.  What? No, you cannot use our wifi to download books to your kindle!!!!!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You can't recall the author or the title? I'm sorry, the Psychic Bookseller has today off.

You can't recall the author or the title? I'm sorry, the Psychic Bookseller has today off.   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Nick Hornby = Phil Collins

Nick Hornby = Phil Collins  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Oh, so your'e just "reading for FUN?" how keut.

Oh, so your'e just

Sure I'm a judgmental prick But we don't have a poetry section cause no one reads the shit.

Sure I'm a judgmental prick But we don't have a poetry section cause no one reads the shit.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Twilight and all Twilight related materials That's in the "we have to pay rent - whatever" section

Twilight and all Twilight related materials That's in the

I'm not sure what it's called, but it's published by Penguin... Yes, you have really narrowed it down for me haven't you?

I'm not sure what it's called, but it's published by  Penguin... Yes, you have really narrowed it down for me haven't you?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Guess what! I've been known to eat small children.. and occasionally fetuses.

Guess what! I've been known to eat small children.. and occasionally fetuses.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Mean while ... Back at yer ma's

Mean while ... Back at yer ma's    Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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