Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

I don't cAre what the return policy says. You can't return that travel guide now that your vacation is over.

I don't cAre what the return policy says. You can't return that travel guide now that your vacation is over.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

1984 by Orson Wells? No, no I am certain we don't have that one.

1984 by Orson Wells? No, no I am certain we don't have that one.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. you want the novel "Hamlet" by shakespeare. sir, i'm going to have to ask you to leave.

LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. you want the novel

believe it or not, bookworm you could've read all the books in the world but you're still an unhappy cunt

believe it or not, bookworm you could've read all the books in the world but you're still an unhappy cunt  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Sells Teenager Ayn Rand "You probably hate your parents don't you?"

Sells Teenager Ayn Rand

No, I won't just tell you what the book is about.... Do your own damn homework.

No, I won't just tell you what the book is about.... Do your own damn homework.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Are our books arranged by title? No. And they won't work if you stick them in your DVD player, either.

Are our books arranged by title? No. And they won't work if you stick them in your DVD player, either.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

NO On the Electrodynamics of Moving Bodies is not erotica

NO On the Electrodynamics of Moving Bodies is not erotica  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Yes, I am positive. There is no audio book of "The Diary of Anne Frank" read by the author.

Yes, I am positive. There is no audio book of

A People's History of the United States? Sweetheart, you can be progressive without being a try-hard.

A People's History of the United States? Sweetheart, you can be progressive without being a try-hard.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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