Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

i'm sorry, we don't have any "graphic novels" but we do have plenty of comic books

i'm sorry, we don't have any

Of course we can sign you up for the Advanced Readers Program! May I start you off with "Yertle the Turtle"?

Of course we can sign you up for the Advanced Readers Program! May I start you off with

I bloody love my bloody crazy lady

I bloody love my bloody  crazy lady  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

WTF? *That's* what you're reading?!?

WTF? *That's* what you're reading?!?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

It's not the NOOK it's YOU

It's not the NOOK it's YOU  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You can open up your Unican with a magnet?? Well aren't you special!

You can open up your Unican with a magnet?? Well aren't you special!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Oh did you like our Harry Potter events? The books are cool and all, but you had tarot readers in your store and man thats just scary and too real

Oh did you like our Harry Potter events? The books are cool and all, but you had tarot readers in your store and man thats just scary and too real     Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Do you carry Nick Sparks? "follow me" While I fart crop dust the entire way there.....Smell you later

Do you carry Nick Sparks?

Mark Glass.. The future ain't bright son :/

Mark Glass.. The future ain't bright son :/  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

do i like jonathan kellerman? jonnie k-dog? he da man!

do i like jonathan kellerman? jonnie k-dog? he da man!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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