Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

dave knows all that stuff about vampires fuck, i knew being the 'occult researcher' in the store was going to backfire

dave knows all that stuff about vampires fuck, i knew being the 'occult researcher' in the store was going to backfire  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

No, we don't sit in the comfy chairs We know how many homeless guys have peed in them.

No, we don't sit in the comfy chairs We know how many homeless guys have peed in them.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

I'm looking for a book that I think is about cannibalistic children... The Hunger Games? Damn I'm good.

I'm looking for a book that I think is about cannibalistic children... The Hunger Games? Damn I'm good.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Happy Birthday! from your best friend...... Caption 3 goes here

Happy Birthday! from your best friend...... Caption 3 goes here  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Where is your Oprah Book Club section? Downstairs, with my self respect.

Where is your Oprah Book Club section? Downstairs, with my self respect.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

I'm sorry you can't pay your heating bill. Maybe you can take your shitty books I turned down and burn them for warmth.

I'm sorry you can't pay your heating bill. Maybe you can take your shitty books I turned down and burn them for warmth.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Drivel, dreck, meandering, tedious, boring, moronic, pandering, incoherent, meaningless psychobabble, brainless crap. That's what I think of your top ten list

Drivel, dreck, meandering, tedious, boring, moronic, pandering, incoherent, meaningless psychobabble, brainless crap. That's what I think of your top ten list  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Well Borders used to have a magazine section. Yes, and look how that worked out for them.

Well Borders used to have a magazine section. Yes, and look how that worked out for them.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

The Kama Sutra Of course you can use your Educator Discount

The Kama Sutra Of course you can use your Educator Discount  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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