Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

selling you this sean hannity title makes me feel like a piece of shit.

selling you this sean hannity title makes me feel like a piece of shit.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Im sorry our computers are gone since we're closing down i cant look up anything for you No. If you come into the store i still won't be able to look up anything for you.Idiot.

Im sorry our computers are gone since we're closing down i cant look up anything for you No. If you come into the store i still won't be able to look up anything for you.Idiot.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Books on intelligent design? No wonder you couldn't find them, you were looking in the "science" section

Books on intelligent design? No wonder you couldn't find them, you were looking in the

Yes, I have heard of Stephanie Meyer. No, I don't think she should be 'required reading'.

Yes, I have heard of Stephanie Meyer. No, I don't think she should be 
'required reading'.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

I'm looking for a book by some dumbass Do you perhaps mean "dumas" sir?

I'm looking for a book by some dumbass Do you perhaps mean

Yes we have Twilight It's in the section labeled "necrophelia and beastiality"

Yes we have Twilight It's in the section labeled

Have I ever read... Probably.

Have I ever read... Probably.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

A book about suicide? Fuck off. You won't return it anyways.

A book about suicide? Fuck off. You won't return it anyways.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Friday Night! Who's up for a Redbox movie and microwave popcorn?

Friday Night! Who's up for a Redbox movie and microwave popcorn?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Hahaha Awkward

Hahaha Awkward  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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