Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

The Alphabet is not subjective or open to interpretation

The Alphabet is not subjective or open to interpretation  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Are you the ones that sell the kindle? No. That's the Apple Store. Try Them.

Are you the ones that sell the kindle? No. That's the Apple Store. Try Them.   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Atlas Shrugged in hardback? Try over in the gift section with our lovely collection of doorstops.

Atlas Shrugged
in hardback? Try over in the gift section with our lovely collection of doorstops.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

"Do We Carry Books?" Get out. Now.

Excuse me, are you going to buy that huge stack of magazines? Wait, you're not buying them cause the lines too long? There's two people in line!!!

Excuse me, are you going to buy that huge stack of magazines?  Wait, you're not buying them cause the lines too long? There's two people in line!!!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

MACHT DIE BUECHER AUF Denn ihr habt heute viele Hausaufgabe!

MACHT DIE BUECHER AUF Denn ihr habt heute viele Hausaufgabe!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

So do you like to read? No, I work in a bookstore because i'm a masochist.

So do you like to read? No, I work in a bookstore because i'm a masochist.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Lets get WASTY PANTS YALL

Lets get WASTY PANTS YALL  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Buying a copy of The Three Musketeers? Get it free on Gutenberg, you Dumas!

Buying a copy of The Three Musketeers? Get it free on Gutenberg, you Dumas!    Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Um, no I probably won't be able to sell that book on the history of the use of bic pens in sub-saharan africa if you decide you don't want it

Um, no I probably won't be able to sell that book on the history of the use of bic pens in sub-saharan africa if you decide you don't want it  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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