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Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

this token offer is our way of saying Thanks for giving us a bunch of crap to recycle

this token offer is our way of saying Thanks for giving us a bunch of crap to recycle Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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i didn't meant to mutter expletives when you asked for "the secret" I have tourette's, i swear

i didn't meant to mutter expletives when you asked for
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Sure I'll write down this title that we carry. Have fun shopping on Amazon.

Sure I'll write down this title that we carry. Have fun shopping on Amazon. Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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Who needs oxygen when you have Swag?

Who needs oxygen when you have Swag? Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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Contintental Philosophy books? they're over there, in the toilet paper section.

Contintental Philosophy books? they're over there, in the toilet paper section. Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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So does this Jane austen anthology have the one with zombies in it? um, no. that wasn't actually written by jane austen.

So does this Jane austen anthology have the one with zombies in it? um, no. that wasn't actually written by jane austen. Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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here's my resume. i'm sure my 24 years in the book business means i don't what i'm talking about when i tell you it will be a year before this book will be out in paperback. And I don't care if your friend saw it at costco. Asshat.

here's my resume. i'm sure my 24 years in the book business means i don't what i'm talking about when i tell you it will be a year before this book will be out in paperback. And I don't care if your friend saw it at costco. Asshat. Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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finished reading book 23 done with reading the odyssey!!!!!!!!!!

finished reading book 23 done with reading the odyssey!!!!!!!!!! Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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Sure we have Stieg Larsson! We shelve him in the "Aspiring IKEA Catalogue Writers" section.

Sure we have Stieg Larsson! We shelve him in the
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I'm sorry but telling you where the self-help section would defeat the purpose.

I'm sorry but telling you where the self-help section would defeat the purpose. Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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