Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

SURE YOU CAN COPY THE PAGE YOU NEED WITHOUT BUYING THE WHOLE BOOK! OUR COPIER IS OVER THAT RAINBOW BEING GUARDED BY UNICORNS.

SURE YOU CAN COPY THE PAGE YOU NEED WITHOUT BUYING THE WHOLE BOOK! OUR COPIER IS OVER THAT RAINBOW BEING GUARDED BY UNICORNS.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Bathroom? no

Bathroom? no  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

This is a Library No, we don't sell books. You have to give them back afterwards.

This is a Library No, we don't sell books. You have to give them back afterwards.   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Did Sarah Palin really write that book? She had help. It was translated pretty well from the original crayon.

Did Sarah Palin really write that book? She had help. It was translated pretty well from the original crayon.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Did you just say that the child in "The Road" should have been eaten? That zooming noise is the point flying over your head.

Did you just say that the child in

Do you guys carry Came us? Ummm, Do you mean Camus?

Do you guys carry Came us? Ummm, Do you mean Camus?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

"Against All Odds" by Scott Brown White dude says what?

Our fluffy chairs sure are comfortable And covered in a homeless person's urine

Our fluffy chairs sure are comfortable  And covered in a homeless person's urine  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Danielle Steel books? They're in the recycling bin out back. Where they belong.

Danielle Steel books?  They're in the recycling bin out back. Where they belong.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

When is the latest Harry Potter coming out? Around the same time My Bloody Valentine releases their new CD.

When is the latest Harry Potter coming out?  Around the same time My Bloody Valentine releases their new CD.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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