Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Jonathan Franzen? He's in the "I Only Read Authors Who Look Like Me" Section

Jonathan Franzen? He's in the

Ramses! hiow Are you?.

Ramses! hiow Are you?.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

My roommate is like an Egyptian dictatorship

My roommate is like an Egyptian dictatorship  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You want my recommendation? just watch a fucking movie.

You want my recommendation? just watch a fucking movie.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

If the new George R.R. Martin were already out in paperback... ...why the fuck would we be selling it in hardcover?

If the new George R.R. Martin were already out in paperback... ...why the fuck would we be selling it in hardcover?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Sure, we'll watch your kids for you Thank you for shopping at Barnes & Noble & Chuck E. Cheese

Sure, we'll watch your kids for you Thank you for shopping at Barnes & Noble &
Chuck E. Cheese  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Just gonna stand there and read all day? Well that's alright because you'll be purchasing that book now.

Just gonna stand there and read all day? Well that's alright because you'll be purchasing that book now.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Thank you for your recommendation. Now go pedal crazy elsewhere.

Thank you for your recommendation. Now go pedal crazy elsewhere.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Out of Print? what does that mean? allow me to show you our dictionary section

Out of Print? what does that mean? allow me to show you our dictionary section  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You wish you had MY job? I've had yours, and I chose to go back to school so I could do something else. If you want mine, get busy!

You wish you had MY job? I've had yours, and I chose to go back to school so I could do something else. If you want mine, get busy!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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