Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You're right. It is great getting to read all day. Thank god this isn't an actual job.

You're right. It is great getting to read all day. Thank god this isn't an actual job.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

an American to british language dictionary? I think they call that the dictionary

an American to british language dictionary? I think they call that the dictionary   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Norton Anthologies You should have, like, read them, man.

Norton Anthologies You should have, like, read them, man.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Why yes, lady using your Educator card, Beatrix and Harry Potter ARE related. Sherman T. is their uncle.

Why yes, lady using your Educator card, Beatrix and Harry Potter ARE related.  Sherman T. is their uncle.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Yeah, sorry You can't use your Teacher's discount caRD TO BUY A cup of COFFEE. asshat.

Yeah, sorry You can't use your Teacher's discount caRD TO BUY A cup of COFFEE. asshat.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

I'm sorry I farted in your purse

I'm sorry I farted in your purse   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

No it's not out in paperback yet it was just released yesterday!

No it's not out in paperback yet it was just released yesterday!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

James Patterson? HES SHIT! Did you want the book he "wrote" this week or the one he "wrote" last week?

James Patterson? HES SHIT! Did you want the book he

ooohhhhhhh ooohhh

ooohhhhhhh ooohhh  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

JAMIE NOVAK? #winning.

JAMIE NOVAK? #winning.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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