Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Jordan's Latest? Would you like it in Crayon or Felt-Tip?

Jordan's Latest? Would you like it in Crayon or Felt-Tip?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

J. K. Rowling? Sure! You can find her on bookshelf 5 and 3/4ths.

J. K. Rowling?  Sure! You can find her on bookshelf 5 and 3/4ths.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Paying with your Amazon Rewards credit card? Classy

Paying with your 
Amazon Rewards 
credit card?  Classy
   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You have a different taste in literature than me? Snark snark snark snark snark

You have a different taste in literature than me?  Snark snark snark snark snark  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

No one works here named 'they', 'the guy', or 'somebody'

No one works here named 'they', 'the guy', or 'somebody'  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Do we sell Encyclopedias? What is this, 1982? Try the internet.

Do we sell Encyclopedias? What is this, 1982? Try the internet.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You're going to shop at Amazon.com? Wait! Come back! I was just kidding!

You're going to shop at Amazon.com? Wait! Come back! I was just kidding!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Lets get WASTY PANTS YALL

Lets get WASTY PANTS YALL  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Insert ice cream here.

Insert ice cream here.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Double less thats like almost half

Double less thats like almost half  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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