Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Sure we moved the BOOKDROP!! It's at the other end of this desk!!

Sure we moved the BOOKDROP!! It's at the other end of this desk!!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

And I believe what I read about their origins in the romantic and other feelings of America's Ingenue for identifiable major and minor celebrities, which may thrill her fanbase but means approximately nothing to me.

And I believe what I read about their origins in the romantic and other feelings of America's Ingenue for identifiable major and minor celebrities, which may thrill her fanbase  but means approximately nothing to me.   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

wheres the bathroom? yes right over here please use our free childrens restroom and stink it up for the children to smell later creepy adult

wheres the bathroom? yes right over here please use our free childrens restroom and stink it up for the children to smell later creepy adult  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Oh, im sorry the music is too loud and you cant read the damn book you're not going to pay for last time i checked we weren't a library. JACKASS.

Oh, im sorry the music is too loud and you cant read the damn book you're not going to pay for last time i checked we weren't a library. JACKASS.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Oprah's Book Club? Never heard of it

Oprah's Book Club? Never heard of it   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Ulysses Spoiler Alert Oh, go for it - when you've finished an episode and have no idea what happened there's really nothing to spoil.

Ulysses Spoiler Alert Oh, go for it - when you've finished an episode and have no idea what happened there's really nothing to spoil.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

James Patterson? They're alphabetized by the REAl authors

James Patterson? They're alphabetized by the REAl authors   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

when a customer knows where the book is they just want you to go and get it for them.

when a customer knows where the book is they just want you to go and get it for them.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You can't find any good books? Have you tried one of the 5000 we have in that section?

You can't find any good books? Have you tried one of the 5000 we have in that section?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

I love books and pie!

I love books and pie!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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