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Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

If I told you where the self-help section is that would kind of defeat the purpose, now wouldn't it?

If I told you where the self-help section is that would kind of defeat the purpose, now wouldn't it? Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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i can out-crazy Any crazy cat lady

i can out-crazy Any crazy cat lady Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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Are these books in any sort of "order?" WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK I DO ALL DAY??

Are these books in any sort of
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You Saw it at Wal-Mart? Yeah, I like to buy my literature the same place I get my mullet gel, too.

You Saw it at Wal-Mart? Yeah, I like to buy my literature the same place I get my mullet gel, too. Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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It's a green book with a flower on the cover? No problem. Because that's totally how we organize this store.

It's a green book with a flower on the cover? No problem. Because that's totally how we organize this store. Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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James Patterson? Did you want the book he "wrote" this week or the one he "wrote" last week?

James Patterson? Did you want the book he
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Your poor planning is not my emergency.

Your poor planning is not my emergency. Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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I'm sorry, self-published author We don't carry books written in Comic Sans

I'm sorry, self-published author We don't carry books written in Comic Sans Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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Yes, you're right. Balzac is a funny name. You're so clever.

Yes, you're right. Balzac is a funny name. You're so clever. Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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im not retarted i just wear glasses

im not retarted i just wear glasses Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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