Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Next person asking for twilight sees my bitchy side, clear?!?!?!?!?!?!

Next person asking for twilight sees my bitchy side, clear?!?!?!?!?!?!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

I SIR AM GOING BUCK WILD!

I SIR AM GOING BUCK WILD!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Literary theorists? They're really just a bunch of necrophiliacs you know.

Literary theorists? They're really just a bunch of necrophiliacs you know.   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

i'm terribly sorry for scaring you, but... Boo

i'm terribly sorry for scaring you, but... Boo   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

No it's okay the shelves are there for your kids to stand on

No it's okay the shelves are there for your kids to stand on  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You can't find any good books? Have you tried one of the 5000 we have in that section?

You can't find any good books? Have you tried one of the 5000 we have in that section?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

I don't care what you think you heard on NPR ISBN numbers are more than 6 digits

I don't care what you think you heard on NPR ISBN numbers are more than 6 digits  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

I'm not fat just at risk Ha Haa

I'm not fat just at risk Ha Haa  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

I have a BA, I work in a bookstore and am underpaid and you wonder why I have an attitude? GTFO!

I have a BA, I work in a bookstore and am underpaid and you wonder why I have an attitude? 
GTFO!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

your looking for Oedipus Rex? Sophocles...Oedipus the King...Here you go..."no my teacher said Oedipus Rex" Its the same thing Miss. " I better call my professor" FML

your looking for Oedipus Rex? Sophocles...Oedipus the King...Here you go...
Like us for More!