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Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You want "the shortest book" for your reading list in school? The BLANK BOOKS ARE OVER THERE.

You want
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it's blue and has a dog on it? The art of racing in the rain. You're welcome, dumbass.

it's blue and has a dog on it? The art of racing in the rain. You're welcome, dumbass. Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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The store is doing okay How's your job doing? feeling insecure yet?

The store is doing okay How's your job doing? feeling insecure yet? Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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you want lolita? it's not what you think it is, buddy

you want lolita? it's not what you think it is, buddy Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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You're looking for the PDR, DSM-IV, and NEC, but you're not a doctor, a shrink, or an electrician? I BELIEVE THOSE ARE GROUPED TOGETHER IN THE "STEAL ME" SECTION

You're looking for the PDR, DSM-IV, and NEC, but you're not a doctor, a shrink, or an electrician? I BELIEVE THOSE ARE GROUPED TOGETHER IN THE
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"I'm wondering if you have a book..." the answer is no.
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we have no non-fiction books about dragons They are called dinosaurs, your 4 year old should have been able to clear that up for you

we have no non-fiction books about dragons They are called dinosaurs, your 4 year old should have been able to clear that up for you Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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Books by Charles Bukowski AND Hunter S. Thompson? Hot damn it looks like we got ourselves a shoplifter.

Books by Charles Bukowski AND Hunter S. Thompson? Hot damn it looks like we got ourselves a shoplifter. Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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you want poetry that rhymes? why don't you go to the children's section

you want poetry that rhymes? why don't you go to the children's section Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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NO, this is a bookstore. you can't "check out" that book with your library card

NO, this is a bookstore. you can't
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